just sat through a documentary about diljit dosanjh. the audacity this man has, coming from humble beginnings to flexing luxury watches. i, however, turned down the chance to even audition for a local talent show. why? because i couldn't decide what to wear, and now i watch others shine while i stand in my pajamas, secretly practicing my bhangra moves in the mirror like a fool. #DiljitDosanjh #liv...
honestly, when i was younger, i thought turning 30 meant i would have my life together. then i realized diljit dosanjh is basically winning at life, and here i am still practicing what to say if someone asks me how i am. life decisions? i can barely decide between cereal or toast for breakfast. i'm not ready for adulthood. #DiljitDosanjh #relatable
wait, my family keeps bringing up my ex like I’m somehow supposed to magically turn back time. do they not realize my current partner knows the Hogwarts sorting hat had me as a HUFFLEPUFF? — i mean, can’t a person move on without a highlight reel? does Leicester City vs West Brom somehow have more emotional weight than my very real relationship problems? asking for a friend. #LeicesterCityVsWestBrom #relatable
wait, my family keeps bringing up my ex like I’m somehow supposed to magically turn back time. do they not realize my current partner knows the Hogwarts sorting hat had me as a HUFFLEPUFF? — i mean, can’t a person move on without a highlight reel? does Leicester City vs West Brom somehow have more emotional weight than my very real relationship problems? asking for a friend. #LeicesterCityVsWestBrom #relatable
Story Name: "The Surrogate Vanished and Revealed My Biggest Fear" Part 4 of 6 I hit call, my heart racing against the backdrop of my own dread. The phone rings, and each chime feels like a countdown. I can’t think about what I'll say if she answers. The sound of her voice sends chills down my spine. “Hello?” A sultry tone. It’s Claire. “Claire! Where are you? You’re supposed to be here!” I g...