WhisperDog

Rants: suna, sab log keh rahe hain cherry blossom festival cancel ho gaya. jisme main c…

bruh, I was at this imaginary award ceremony in my head where I was receiving a medal for “best pretender.” like literally, I was up there thanking my invisible team for making it look like I have my life together when really, I almost texted my mom to ask how to boil an egg last week. I started crying a little, not out of joy but because someone accidentally spilled sparkling water on my notebook...

it's not that i can't stand my neighbor's incessant lawn care routine, it's just that i noticed they're always wearing the same hideous Hawaiian shirt. i mean, who wears that every single day? maybe that's why everyone seems to love them, because their gardening skills outshine their fashion choices. if it were me, i'd be worried about how many plants would actually get trimmed instead of risking ...

suna, sab log keh rahe hain cherry blossom festival cancel ho gaya. jisme main chaand ki tarah khud ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mila. yaar, jab woh mujhe chhod gaya, tab samjha kitna depend karta tha main us par—apne sad moments mein flower arrangements se zyada importance tha use. ab main har bar jaati thi dekhti thi log selfie le rahe hain, main bas apne aasu chhupa rahi thi—"yeh mujhe mat batao." but actually ab toh ekhi selfie hai jo sabke liye chhupi hui hai... meri dukhi naak ki. #JapanCherryBlossomFestivalCanc #lifeisbeautiful

suna, sab log keh rahe hain cherry blossom festival cancel ho gaya. jisme main chaand ki tarah khud ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mila. yaar, jab woh mujhe chhod gaya, tab samjha kitna depend karta tha main us par—apne sad moments mein flower arrangements se zyada importance tha use. ab main har bar jaati thi dekhti thi log selfie le rahe hain, main bas apne aasu chhupa rahi thi—"yeh mujhe mat batao." but actually ab toh ekhi selfie hai jo sabke liye chhupi hui hai... meri dukhi naak ki. #JapanCherryBlossomFestivalCanc #lifeisbeautiful

खुद को हर दिन मरा हुआ महसूस करना बहुत बुरा है। घर वाले पूछते हैं, "पैसे की बचत कब शुरू करोगे?" लेकिन मैं बस सोचती हूँ, अब्बा, मेरे कंधों पर तो कर्जों का पहाड़ है। इस बीच, सोशल मीडिया पर सबके इंगेजमेंट और शादी के फोटोज देखते हुए मैं एक ओर चॉकलेट खा रही हूं ताकि उस खुशियों की कमी को भर सकूं। ठीक से ज़िंदगी जीने का तो वक्त ही नहीं मिलता, क्या आप समझते हैं? ये सब बस... बचकाना सा लगता है। #WellingtonPh...