it's not that i ghosted them... it's just that every time they texted, i was faced with my own spiral of existential dread. like—do i tell them i'm overwhelmed by the sheer weight of being an adult, or do i just hit the ignore button and hope the universe resolves it for me? turns out i chose the latter. but really—how do i explain that one minute i was in my kitchen contemplating life's greatest ...
lmao, so I tried that new thing where you order chai through AI. except I accidentally voice texted my thoughts instead. "hey, can I get some chai... also, I hate my job, my ex still haunts me, and the neighbor's dog definitely looks at me like I’m a failure." bruh, do I need the chai or a therapist? #Chai #ExistentialDread
literally, the other day, i ghosted someone who actually didn’t deserve it. i mean, it was as if i pulled a keshav maharaj on my own emotions—total disappearing act without a single explanation. i convinced myself it was a self-care move, but really, i just didn’t want to explain why my mental capacity could fit in a thimble. now, as i watch people thrive in the chaos, i’m wondering if they ever noticed i vanished like that cricket ball in the outfield. #KeshavMaharaj #existentialcrisis
literally, the other day, i ghosted someone who actually didn’t deserve it. i mean, it was as if i pulled a keshav maharaj on my own emotions—total disappearing act without a single explanation. i convinced myself it was a self-care move, but really, i just didn’t want to explain why my mental capacity could fit in a thimble. now, as i watch people thrive in the chaos, i’m wondering if they ever noticed i vanished like that cricket ball in the outfield. #KeshavMaharaj #existentialcrisis
it’s not that i’m sensitive, it’s just when i put my heart into something as nuanced as my complex relationship with how i roast my coffee beans, i expect more than just a single emoji response. i mean, do you even know how much i sacrifice every morning? 7 minutes of agonizing deliberation over grind size and extraction time, just to be met with an 'eyes' emoji? it feels like sherfane rutherford ...