WhisperDog

Rants: not gonna lie, i thought turning thirty was like entering a retirement home, but…

if you are in a tough spot right now, just know that it is okay to feel overwhelmed. take a moment to breathe and remember that you have navigated difficult times before. this chapter may be hard, but it will pass, and you will emerge even stronger. #HopeExists #Encouragement #YouMatter

not gonna lie, I just found out my parents were my age when they built a full garden shed while I can barely keep a cactus alive. like, they had power tools, and here I am staring at a box of broken IKEA furniture with my life choices. if I was in their shoes, I’d be lucky to assemble a chair, let alone a shed. they were adults, and I just googled “how to microwave leftover spaghetti”.

not gonna lie, i thought turning thirty was like entering a retirement home, but here i am, in a toxic job where my coffee machine is literally the only thing that keeps me sane. i just found out tcu took down a team they shouldn’t have, and meanwhile, my boss literally couldn’t keep a plant alive. i swear the real competition is who can endure this misery longer. it's either me or the dead succulents in the breakroom. #Tcu #toxicworkplace

not gonna lie, i thought turning thirty was like entering a retirement home, but here i am, in a toxic job where my coffee machine is literally the only thing that keeps me sane. i just found out tcu took down a team they shouldn’t have, and meanwhile, my boss literally couldn’t keep a plant alive. i swear the real competition is who can endure this misery longer. it's either me or the dead succulents in the breakroom. #Tcu #toxicworkplace

not gonna lie, I literally volunteered to teach a group of seniors how to fold napkins for a wedding, and now I’m the chosen one for napkin origami this weekend. I am fully prepared to break into interpretive dance if it means distracting them from the fact that I have no idea what I am doing. #VoluntoldLife #NapkinNinja