the way that i watched my sibling casually crush every puzzle in the house while i tried to figure out where the corners of my own LIFE are—like, how do they complete a thousand-piece masterpiece while i can't even piece together a coherent sentence in a game of Scrabble? now i'm convinced they're the reincarnation of a puzzle master from a previous existence and i'm just here as the reluctant bys...
day 12 of trying to make sense of this unpredictable bangalore weather, and I just wrote a message to my crush that I will *literally* never send. it was poetic. I poured my heart out about how the constant drizzle makes me feel like I’m living in a romantic movie. like, who do I think I am? my coffee's gone cold because I forgot it while texting. now I'm questioning my life choices while the weat...
not gonna lie, when my parents showed up unannounced, I had a moment where I thought, "why do I have two full garbage bags in the living room?" then I panicked and tried to hide them behind my collection of vintage napkin holders I absolutely do not need. like, they should have seen my fancy funeral outfit in the closet, not this *mess*, I should have made a banner that said "welcome to my unhinged museum of questionable life choices."
not gonna lie, when my parents showed up unannounced, I had a moment where I thought, "why do I have two full garbage bags in the living room?" then I panicked and tried to hide them behind my collection of vintage napkin holders I absolutely do not need. like, they should have seen my fancy funeral outfit in the closet, not this *mess*, I should have made a banner that said "welcome to my unhinged museum of questionable life choices."
i just found out about that whole trade deal thing and let me tell you - i panicked a little, not because of tariffs or whatever, but because i’ve been pretending to know about international relations since my friends tried to get me to pick a favorite diplomat and i casually went with ‘uh, the one with nice glasses.’ now here i am, two margaritas deep at brunch, feeling like the world's worst adu...