just realized i have more receipts than memories, and i’m pretty sure my couch is judging me for buying instant noodles again. do you ever look at your living room and think, “sorry for dragging you into this financial dumpster fire”? every time i open my fridge, i have to apologize to the empty shelves. isn’t it wild how the world expects you to look successful while secretly drowning in a sea of...
wait. they said they weren’t ready for a relationship, right? but then got ENGAGED six months later. it’s like watching someone else’s audition on a reality show and realizing you are the loser who forgot the lyrics. my entire life is just me doing karaoke to the wrong songs, while they get to strut around on the big stage, claiming the trophy. so, who’s the real star here? #AmericanIdol #RealityC...
the way that every family gathering feels like an interrogation about my finances is exhausting. meanwhile, they have no idea that i’m drowning in my own loans, still trying to figure out how to pay my bills. “why can’t you just help out your cousins?” they ask, while i know i am the only one who actually chose the safe route. it’s like carrying a boulder on my back while everyone else pretends they’re climbing hills. guess what? nobody warned me being the oldest meant becoming the family ATM. #BurnleyVsMansfield #FamilyObligations
the way that every family gathering feels like an interrogation about my finances is exhausting. meanwhile, they have no idea that i’m drowning in my own loans, still trying to figure out how to pay my bills. “why can’t you just help out your cousins?” they ask, while i know i am the only one who actually chose the safe route. it’s like carrying a boulder on my back while everyone else pretends they’re climbing hills. guess what? nobody warned me being the oldest meant becoming the family ATM. #BurnleyVsMansfield #FamilyObligations
yooo, just saw the news about Southampton vs Leicester City and it hit different. feels like I’m stuck in this perpetual game, pretending to cheer for the winning team while my bank account literally screams in despair—last week I opened my wallet and a moth flew out like, ‘what are you even doing?’ friends think I'm thriving, and I’m over here googling 'how to get rich quick’ like it’s a new spor...