wait, so I just found out my friend group has a separate chat where they share recipes for homemade toothpaste, like that’s a thing now. I never thought I would feel excluded over DIY dental care tips, but here we are. it’s like they’re bonding over minty freshness while I’m sitting here, watching reruns of shows I used to love, pretending it’s all fine. honestly, who knew organic teeth-cleaning m...
मतलब, हर किसी के पास अपने नए घर के फोटोज हैं, और मैं यहाँ वही पुराने से फ्लैट में बैठा हूं, जहाँ हर दीवार मुझसे पूछती है कि कब मैं अपने पैरों पर खड़ा होऊंगा। मैंने देखा, मेरा एक दोस्त BMW ले रहा है, और मेरे पास बस यही पुरानी स्कूटी है जो एक साल से धूल खा रही है। वो सब कितना हंसते हैं, बेशक, सबके पास जवाब हैं ज़िंदगी के लिए। जब मुझे देखा, वो क्या सोचते हैं? मैं भी वही फीलिंग्स देखना चाहता हूं, जब प...
just realized, yaar, jab bhi news sunta hoon about the "grand jirga," my mind goes straight to how I’m just trying to survive in a new city where the only grand thing in my life is my anxiety about finding real friends. it's like the KP CM is discussing community, while I'm here still figuring out which corner of the grocery store feels like home. seriously, some days I feel more connected to headlines than to actual people. #Tirah #existentialcrisis
just realized, yaar, jab bhi news sunta hoon about the "grand jirga," my mind goes straight to how I’m just trying to survive in a new city where the only grand thing in my life is my anxiety about finding real friends. it's like the KP CM is discussing community, while I'm here still figuring out which corner of the grocery store feels like home. seriously, some days I feel more connected to headlines than to actual people. #Tirah #existentialcrisis
i finally had a moment of brilliance and wrote a two-thousand-word email about my thoughts on why seagulls should be the national bird—yeah, it took me all night. i hit send feeling like a poetic genius, but then my boss just replied with a single emoji: a seagull, obviously. that’s when i realized i might be one cringe-worthy rant away from my next career as an ironic meme.