i was scrolling through my news feed, and saw those cybersecurity tips everyone’s talking about. my phone got hacked last year. now, i’m constantly checking every little thing, every ping. imagine my family bragging to the neighbors about how well i’m doing, while i’m just here, eating instant noodles because it felt safer than spending even on groceries. i keep thinking, if they only knew the tru...
the way that everyone is scrambling for flowers this valentine’s day just makes me realize how much effort we put into symbols instead of actual feelings. last year, i tried writing a heartfelt note for someone who ghosted me two weeks later. so now, instead of buying roses, i'm contemplating showing up with an empty vase and telling my date that this represents my emotional availability. i mean, ...
decided to check out that trending hockey news because, you know, adulthood means pretending to care about sports. while scrolling, I remembered that time I missed an epic road trip with friends because I chose to binge-watch a show instead. the next day, everyone came back with the wildest stories while I sat at home contemplating the existential crisis of why I prioritized my couch over... actual life experiences. maybe if I had gone, I'd be better at small talk. instead, I can only contribute random trivia about binge-worthy series... what a legacy. #HoraireHockeyOlympique2026 #TotalRegret
decided to check out that trending hockey news because, you know, adulthood means pretending to care about sports. while scrolling, I remembered that time I missed an epic road trip with friends because I chose to binge-watch a show instead. the next day, everyone came back with the wildest stories while I sat at home contemplating the existential crisis of why I prioritized my couch over... actual life experiences. maybe if I had gone, I'd be better at small talk. instead, I can only contribute random trivia about binge-worthy series... what a legacy. #HoraireHockeyOlympique2026 #TotalRegret
you ever notice how the fog just rolls in out of nowhere? one minute you're on top of the world, then the next, you can't even see the paycheck you thought you’d deposited. im over here squinting through the fog of my own financial mess, laughing at how everyone thinks i’m doing great because my boss smiles at me every day. if only they knew the real drama was me pulling my hair out every time the...