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Rants: the way that everyone is buzzing about the tarhib decorations this year makes me…

yo, bruh, so I just found out that my celebrity crush is dating some random fictional character from a show. like, how dare they? I mean, I know they're not real, but it feels like my whole fantasy got hijacked. it's like being at a family reunion, watching your aunt marry your long-lost imaginary friend while you're stuck in the corner pretending to enjoy the potato salad. it’s the ultimate betra...

it's not that I hate my cousin’s garden party. it’s just—I watched everyone rave about their beautiful outdoor space while my backyard looks like a battlefield after a squirrel army invasion. while they’re planting succulents, I’m still figuring out if I can salvage a cactus from last summer. it's like life decided to hand me a weed while everyone else is flaunting bouquets. who knew garden envy c...

the way that everyone is buzzing about the tarhib decorations this year makes me feel weirdly left out. i took a whole weekend to set up an impressive display, only to realize i live alone. so now i’m just a one-person festival—competing against vibrant communities with my sad little lights. does anyone else have those moments where you just realize you’re one awkward conversation away from crying? #Tarhib #MundaneChaos

the way that everyone is buzzing about the tarhib decorations this year makes me feel weirdly left out. i took a whole weekend to set up an impressive display, only to realize i live alone. so now i’m just a one-person festival—competing against vibrant communities with my sad little lights. does anyone else have those moments where you just realize you’re one awkward conversation away from crying? #Tarhib #MundaneChaos

wait, so all these people are celebrating their new books like it’s a movie premiere, and I can’t even finish writing a text without second-guessing every word. saw the whole "Indian army" discussion and thought, how do you feel like a warrior when you’re struggling to fight off doubts every single day? meanwhile, my cousins are buying houses, and here I am feeling left behind, wishing I could jus...