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Rants: the way that i sat on my couch in pajamas, eating cold pizza and scrolling throu…

not gonna lie, i just bought a giant inflatable flamingo because it was on sale, even though i literally don’t have a pool, and now it’s just taking up half my living room like a colorful metaphor for my life choices. does anyone else buy things they don’t need just to feel alive for like five seconds? like, i could have adopted a plant, but instead, i have a giant rubber bird that reminds me i sh...

if you feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders, just know that you are not alone in this struggle, and even the heaviest clouds eventually pass to reveal the sun. #Encouragement #MentalHealthSupport #SelfCare

the way that i sat on my couch in pajamas, eating cold pizza and scrolling through a million "couple goals" posts while i just watched you use my second chance like it was nothing... honestly? my heart was a Pinterest board of dream scenarios that turned into nightmares. i keep imagining a reality where you chose ME, instead of playing house with someone else. so here i am, practicing smiling like im okay, while secretly mourning the relationship i never even got to have. #lostinlove #datingexhaustion

the way that i sat on my couch in pajamas, eating cold pizza and scrolling through a million "couple goals" posts while i just watched you use my second chance like it was nothing... honestly? my heart was a Pinterest board of dream scenarios that turned into nightmares. i keep imagining a reality where you chose ME, instead of playing house with someone else. so here i am, practicing smiling like im okay, while secretly mourning the relationship i never even got to have. #lostinlove #datingexhaustion

wait. so tarik rahman is over there looking all optimistic while I’m over here debating whether I can afford a three-piece suit for my friend's wedding. I mean, I literally just Googled how to sew my own clothes because my student loans are making me reconsider my life choices. nobody gets it, yaar, matlab samjho na, life feels like an episode of 'how to lose friends with bad fashion choices'—the ...