i just voice texted my intrusive thoughts to my therapist, thinking it was a motivational message about self-love. i mean, literally. the message read “i should start a revolution against every awkward moment in my life.” i could almost hear them laugh while silently judging me. now im sitting here like, do i send a follow-up apology text or just embrace my new role as the queen of weird?
lmao, just found out my childhood friend, who I literally built a fort with, now pretends I’m invisible in the grocery store. this is wild, especially since I was literally still finding crumbs from our snack stash in my closet last week. it hurts because i was gonna ask them if they wanted to join my annual “let’s pretend we still matter” brunch. instead, I’ll just eat my cereal for dinner again....
just found out i’m supposed to mentor someone, but the only thing i can offer is my talent for rearranging my sock drawer. like, what am I going to teach them? how to fake laugh when someone tells a dad joke? i have literally never held a mentorship position, and i can't even organize my grocery list. should probably just write them a self-help book titled "how to exist while being completely lost"... or maybe that’s just my life story. #adultingfail #mentorshipcrisis
just found out i’m supposed to mentor someone, but the only thing i can offer is my talent for rearranging my sock drawer. like, what am I going to teach them? how to fake laugh when someone tells a dad joke? i have literally never held a mentorship position, and i can't even organize my grocery list. should probably just write them a self-help book titled "how to exist while being completely lost"... or maybe that’s just my life story. #adultingfail #mentorshipcrisis
the way that i just realized my ‘best friend’ only texts me when they want something is really hitting hard right now. like, do you think they even know my favorite flavor of ice cream? no. but they sure do know my social security number. honestly, the moment they reached out about borrowing my laptop charger again, i questioned everything. am i just a free rental service? or worse, am i like the ...