WhisperDog

Rants: it's not that i have a plan to rely on my side hustle to pay for my main job's e…

no because i just bought an eight-dollar artisanal pickle when all i really needed was a winter coat. saw the snowstorm advisory for this weekend and suddenly my fashion statement has turned into a frozen nightmare. standing at the crossroads of life, pickles or frostbite. i'll let you know how that goes... #SchoolClosingsWny #priorities

not gonna lie, seeing Nitesh Rane getting all fired up about politics has me questioning my life choices. like, this guy is giving passionate speeches while I can't even manage to respond to my email without drafting it ten times—fingers shaking like I’m confessing a crime. meanwhile, my parents were doing taxes and buying houses at my age. I still can’t figure out what color my walls should be. #...

it's not that i have a plan to rely on my side hustle to pay for my main job's expenses. it's just that when i saw the rssb 4th grade result announcement, i almost fainted. not because i care about the results, but because it made me realize i'm so far removed from actual student life, i’ve started selling custom doodles of lunchboxes on the side. now my biggest stress is managing orders while pretending to be a professional adult. who knew pretending to be a grown-up would lead to side hustles that feel more like a second job than anything else? #Rssb4thGradeResult #adultingishard

it's not that i have a plan to rely on my side hustle to pay for my main job's expenses. it's just that when i saw the rssb 4th grade result announcement, i almost fainted. not because i care about the results, but because it made me realize i'm so far removed from actual student life, i’ve started selling custom doodles of lunchboxes on the side. now my biggest stress is managing orders while pretending to be a professional adult. who knew pretending to be a grown-up would lead to side hustles that feel more like a second job than anything else? #Rssb4thGradeResult #adultingishard

ok but my relatives compared me to my cousin who has a 'real job'. they threw in a casual, "she is a senior analyst" like it wasn't the same vibe as me perfecting my smoothie bowl for the fourth time this week. i had to remind them that she doesn’t keep a funeral outfit in her closet because she has never made life choices based on worst case scenarios. why do we need stability when i have a diver...