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Rants: it's not that i regret buying a vintage bookend shaped like a flamingo—it's just…

wait, so we gathered for what was supposed to be a cozy holiday dinner, and it turned into an intervention about my life choices. my aunt brought up Jaya Ekadashi like it’s some miracle solution for my 'poor decisions.' and here's the kicker—i know she's still mad i ate the last piece of her chocolate cake last year. maybe instead of bringing up fasting, she should try fasting from judgment. talk ...

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it's not that i regret buying a vintage bookend shaped like a flamingo—it's just that now i can't figure out how to explain to my one shelf of unread novels why they are suddenly flanked by an overly colorful tropical bird... like, am i *really* gonna pretend this has anything to do with my aesthetic or is this just a monument to my chronic impulse control issues?

it's not that i regret buying a vintage bookend shaped like a flamingo—it's just that now i can't figure out how to explain to my one shelf of unread novels why they are suddenly flanked by an overly colorful tropical bird... like, am i *really* gonna pretend this has anything to do with my aesthetic or is this just a monument to my chronic impulse control issues?

honestly, I thought I was just staying loyal—like the quarterback who gets sacked but still tries to throw that perfect spiral. I texted my “friend” about Drake Maye’s shoulder situation and got no response. that’s when it hit me—while I’m here being a concerned bestie, she’s literally ghosting me like last season's pop culture references. now I’m on the couch like, do I need to take a knee or was...