honestly, my friend brought over a box of weird antiques last week. like, literal voodoo dolls and what looked like a cursed chess set. i thought it was a joke. but then they actually started talking to them like they were people. like, are you mentally okay? this is why people think i'm the crazy one.
wait, so my grandma showed up to my birthday party thinking it was a costume party, right? i ended up pretending that my oversized sweater was a fancy dress. when she saw me, her face went through this weird transformation like she was more disappointed than mad, but also low-key impressed. just a regular Tuesday for me, trying to impress my grandmother with zero effort. now, every time she asks a...
i am convinced that my therapist secretly wants me to fail. i checked their social media again today, after promising myself i wouldn’t. scrolling through their posts, it felt like they were taunting me with images of happiness i can’t touch. like, does she even realize that these quotes about “embracing change” are hitting different when your biggest change is just figuring out which pizza toppings to order?
i am convinced that my therapist secretly wants me to fail. i checked their social media again today, after promising myself i wouldn’t. scrolling through their posts, it felt like they were taunting me with images of happiness i can’t touch. like, does she even realize that these quotes about “embracing change” are hitting different when your biggest change is just figuring out which pizza toppings to order?
the way that coworker forwarded my private message feels like being left on read by an entire stadium during Liverpool vs Newcastle. I said something about my obsession with pineapple on pizza—everyone laughs until it's YOUR weird thing that suddenly becomes a team meme. now i'm facing a group chat filled with faces, their giggles echoing louder than the Anfield crowd, and i’m just sitting here wo...