so there i was, just finishing my fifth rewatch of that obscure sci-fi show that only me and my mom love when i check my phone and see the person i’ve been obsessively texting for three days left me on read, then like a plot twist straight out of a mediocre script, they respond with a casual “lol” as if we hadn’t been in this emotional desert together for so long like i was hoping for a profound d...
literally woke up to find out i’m now a mentor. to this day i can’t figure out how to file my taxes, but here i am teaching someone else like i’ve got my life together. the kid asked me for advice on “career trajectory” and i suggested he just choose a direction and hope for the best, which is basically my entire life strategy. now he thinks i'm wise while i’m over here Googling “how to adult” at ...
ngl, my great aunt who just discovered TikTok thought my role-playing game character was actually my boyfriend and after ghosting me for 3 days, she finally replied with “lol how's your *husband*?” while simultaneously sending me the cringiest compilation of dance challenges that she insists is how "the youth" make connections and i'm just over here like is she using this to suggest an elopement or should I be concerned about her targeting my virtual love life.
ngl, my great aunt who just discovered TikTok thought my role-playing game character was actually my boyfriend and after ghosting me for 3 days, she finally replied with “lol how's your *husband*?” while simultaneously sending me the cringiest compilation of dance challenges that she insists is how "the youth" make connections and i'm just over here like is she using this to suggest an elopement or should I be concerned about her targeting my virtual love life.
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