it’s not that i’m being dramatic, it’s just that my 'best friend' has the uncanny ability to text me like it’s the opening scene of a soap opera, right before they “desperately need a ride” or “need me to lend them my vacuum” again. i mean, who knew my friendship came with a “special features” menu? honestly, the only thing i ever borrow from them is a sense of urgency that’s somehow never recipro...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to not have everything figured out. sometimes life tests us in ways that feel unbearable, but remember that these moments do not define your story. you have the strength within you to keep moving forward, one small step at a time. #MentalHealthSupport #Hope
the way that LeBron is going head-to-head with the Cavaliers this week is just like my quest for a decent lunch that actually satisfies. i poured all my hopes into this tiny café, convinced they’d be my culinary savior, but instead, they served me a sad salad that tasted like wet cardboard. like, really? the only thing crunching here is my soul. now, i'm just watching the game on the couch with a half-eaten kale catastrophe, wondering if LeBron is feeling as betrayed as I am about lunch choices. #CavaliersVsLakers #LifeChoices
the way that LeBron is going head-to-head with the Cavaliers this week is just like my quest for a decent lunch that actually satisfies. i poured all my hopes into this tiny café, convinced they’d be my culinary savior, but instead, they served me a sad salad that tasted like wet cardboard. like, really? the only thing crunching here is my soul. now, i'm just watching the game on the couch with a half-eaten kale catastrophe, wondering if LeBron is feeling as betrayed as I am about lunch choices. #CavaliersVsLakers #LifeChoices
i was sitting at my desk, staring at a picture of an otter in a tiny hat, thinking how carefree they looked. then it hit me... adults don’t know anything. they walk around with all this confidence, pretending they’ve figured out life. but half of them can’t even remember where they parked their car or the name of their third cousin's cat. i mean, seriously, we trust these people? they can’t even k...