my entire friend group picked sides in this epic debate about... bitcoin? and somehow, i ended up getting ghosted by all of them like they think i owe them money or something, and honestly, sorry to my couch for what just happened there, but i can't even track this coin’s value, so now i’m wondering if this is my midlife crisis or just an awkward attempt at staying relevant—like if they had bitcoi...
the stock market just dropped, and here i am, watching cooking shows to fill the void left by my failed aspirations. somehow, chopping carrots for an overly complicated soup feels way safer than analyzing the dow jones index. i could literally set my kitchen on fire and nobody would bat an eye, but if my boss overheard me gasping at financial news, they'd file it as another one of my "existential ...
not gonna lie, I found myself mediating a showdown between my parents over who gets to keep the three dozen unused porcelain dolls from my childhood because apparently that’s a priority when you’re separating. I swear, I spent an hour explaining why keeping porcelain dolls is literally not gonna help them in the dating world, and somehow I ended up Googling “how to break a family curse.” meanwhile, I was just trying to figure out how to avoid dinner invitations at either of their homes. #divorcemediator #awkwardfamilymoments
not gonna lie, I found myself mediating a showdown between my parents over who gets to keep the three dozen unused porcelain dolls from my childhood because apparently that’s a priority when you’re separating. I swear, I spent an hour explaining why keeping porcelain dolls is literally not gonna help them in the dating world, and somehow I ended up Googling “how to break a family curse.” meanwhile, I was just trying to figure out how to avoid dinner invitations at either of their homes. #divorcemediator #awkwardfamilymoments
yooo, saw that Glentoran FC won the semi-final and I was like, cool for them. but honestly, I’m over here wondering if I can afford a cup of coffee this week without ending up in a meltdown. meanwhile, everyone thinks I’m living the dream, while I’m juggling bills and half-baked plans like some sad clown at a circus. should I be throwing money at a team that actually plays when I can't even play w...