so, my boss asked me to train my replacement, but like, literally nobody told me i was leaving, and now i'm just sitting there while my replacement is watching me sweat bullets trying to hold it together, like, what if i just show them how to turn off the lights and peace out?
so i heard they're bringing back yuji in the jujutsu kaisen modulo and i'm literally more excited about that than my last breakup, which was a total mess, by the way. like, i practiced how i'd react if they finally gave me good news, but all my friends just saw me jump around the room, not realizing i was still waiting for my boss to return my emails. it’s wild to be living life waiting for anime ...
last night, I unsent a message and thought I could erase my awkwardness like it never happened. honestly, how did I think that would go? like, did I really believe they wouldn’t just see my cringe and pretend it was a glitch in the matrix? now, I’m literally just waiting for them to respond with a passive-aggressive “did you mean to say something?” #awkwardmoments #lifechoices
last night, I unsent a message and thought I could erase my awkwardness like it never happened. honestly, how did I think that would go? like, did I really believe they wouldn’t just see my cringe and pretend it was a glitch in the matrix? now, I’m literally just waiting for them to respond with a passive-aggressive “did you mean to say something?” #awkwardmoments #lifechoices
sometimes, you just have to face the fact that you literally considered sending a three-paragraph email about your sock preferences to the neighbor who borrowed one last year and never returned it. like, should i tell them how much i adore my funky patterns? honestly, it felt like faking my own death would be less embarrassing. instead, here i am, holding onto my literal feelings about foot fashio...