day 27 of watching my neighbor’s car—every morning I look out to see it shining like it’s made of diamonds. they got the promotion I was sure I would get. yesterday I was trying to gather courage to ask how they did it—and my mouth went dry when I realized, it might be because they actually wash their car. who needs an office promotion when you can have a BMW that gleams brighter than your hopes a...
just found out my best friend spilled my deepest secret while talking about florian wirtz winning an award. they said, “she has a huge crush on him and once built a shrine in her closet.” like, it’s just a small altar with a signed soccer ball, some fairy lights, and motivational quotes on sticky notes. now i have to live with the horror of everyone imagining me doing… whatever that was… when really, i can barely keep my plants alive. why is life like this? #FlorianWirtz #awkward
just found out my best friend spilled my deepest secret while talking about florian wirtz winning an award. they said, “she has a huge crush on him and once built a shrine in her closet.” like, it’s just a small altar with a signed soccer ball, some fairy lights, and motivational quotes on sticky notes. now i have to live with the horror of everyone imagining me doing… whatever that was… when really, i can barely keep my plants alive. why is life like this? #FlorianWirtz #awkward
just realized my friend group picked sides in the “who can fold a fitted sheet” competition. i thought i was a contender. turns out, i’m the ONLY one who rolls it into a ball and shoves it in a closet. as i was sitting on the floor, surrounded by everyone’s perfectly folded sheets, i could not help but think... this is the saddest, most relatable moment of my life.