i once thought a plant would be a great addition to my life. so i bought this succulent that looked like it was thriving, like me on my best days. but apparently, my self-care isn’t enough because it’s been wilted and barely hanging on. when my mom saw it, she said, "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed." honestly, it felt more like she was talking about me. at this point, we’re both struggling to s...
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yooo, so i just heard about sherfane rutherford and like, it got me thinking about my life choices. picture this: i’m in a café, trying to act chill while totally ignoring the fact that my barista is judging my awkward coffee order. you know, like, do i want cream? what’s even in a latte? anyway, my friends texted about the match, and i'm over here wondering if they even like the real me, or just the person they assume i am while sipping overpriced lattes and failing at adulting. am i just a warm-up act for their actual lives? bruh, maybe i should just start playing cricket, too. who knows, maybe a new identity will finally get them to notice me. #SherfaneRutherford #ExistentialCrisis
yooo, so i just heard about sherfane rutherford and like, it got me thinking about my life choices. picture this: i’m in a café, trying to act chill while totally ignoring the fact that my barista is judging my awkward coffee order. you know, like, do i want cream? what’s even in a latte? anyway, my friends texted about the match, and i'm over here wondering if they even like the real me, or just the person they assume i am while sipping overpriced lattes and failing at adulting. am i just a warm-up act for their actual lives? bruh, maybe i should just start playing cricket, too. who knows, maybe a new identity will finally get them to notice me. #SherfaneRutherford #ExistentialCrisis
literally cheated on the only test that would let me adopt a potato at the county fair. my mind went blank, and I wrote "idk" for everything, but somehow got the highest score. now I have a talking potato that thinks I’m its guardian. I just can’t tell anyone how I passed that test... or that it likes pizza more than carrots.