found old texts from when they actually tried. remember when they sent paragraphs about my day and i sent back “cool”? what was i thinking? now i’m planning my future with a stranger named amy klobuchar because at least her messages show up with more effort than mine did. clearly, i have a type, and it’s complicated. #AmyKlobuchar #futureplans
have you ever found yourself googling "how to tie a double Windsor knot" at three in the morning? i mean, what do i think i’m preparing for? an upscale gala or the world’s most intense job interview? the funny thing is, i do not own a single tie. if anything, this is just practice for the day someone needs me to save their life with my impressive knot-tying skills. good luck with that, future me.
ok but I just practiced my reaction to amazing news about a job opportunity that hasn’t even been offered yet—meanwhile, I’m still living paycheck to paycheck. now I find out my favorite soccer team had to walk off the field. the betrayal hits different because I spent last week stressing over every tiny detail in my life—like picking the perfect shade of anxiety for my work meetings. will I celebrate my future success with champagne or just cry over instant ramen? #PapeGueye #adultingfail
ok but I just practiced my reaction to amazing news about a job opportunity that hasn’t even been offered yet—meanwhile, I’m still living paycheck to paycheck. now I find out my favorite soccer team had to walk off the field. the betrayal hits different because I spent last week stressing over every tiny detail in my life—like picking the perfect shade of anxiety for my work meetings. will I celebrate my future success with champagne or just cry over instant ramen? #PapeGueye #adultingfail
yooo, so i just read about "the 50 contestants" and honestly it hit me hard. like, i spent last week trying to revitalize a friendship that died like last season's reality show contestant. my phone’s basically a graveyard of 15 deleted messages asking, “how have you been?” when they clearly moved on and joined the cast of ‘literally anyone but me.’ i need to stop putting myself through this plot t...