so i was deep in the rabbit hole of googling rare mushroom species, right? suddenly, i liked a post about the world's largest mushroom. LIKE, why was that my instinct? now i’m convinced the mushroom community has added me to their private Facebook group. i’m imagining them planning an event to congratulate me for my unexpected interest. i can see it now. "welcome, friend, to the fungal revolution!...
just spent twenty minutes rearranging my entire sock drawer like that will somehow unlock my life’s true potential. literally looking at the patterns and colors, wondering if the one polka dot pair I bought on a whim could have changed everything—like what if I wore them to that one random party three years ago and met the love of my life instead of choosing to binge watch shows on my couch? #what...
literally just caught myself preparing an emergency stash of toilet paper in my closet—like, who do I think I am? this is not a natural disaster, it’s just me, single, and not even worried about it. in my defense, I watched a documentary about a global pandemic once and now I’m essentially a prepper for… nothing. surprise twist: I forgot to buy food.
literally just caught myself preparing an emergency stash of toilet paper in my closet—like, who do I think I am? this is not a natural disaster, it’s just me, single, and not even worried about it. in my defense, I watched a documentary about a global pandemic once and now I’m essentially a prepper for… nothing. surprise twist: I forgot to buy food.
just realized i’m that person who keeps going back to the brand of cereal that literally gives me indigestion. today, i opened the pantry, stared at the colorful box like it held the secrets of the universe, and thought, “maybe this time it will love me back.” of course, it ended with me curled on the couch with a heating pad, whispering sweet nothings to my digestive system. who knew breakfast co...