so my family found my social media and I had to explain why I have strong opinions on the "brisbane roar vs adelaide united" match. and as I was stuttering my way through, I suddenly realized... I’ve never watched a game. I just read the passionate comments while I avoid talking about my real life. it hit me—why do I care so much about the outcomes of teams I can't even name?! my life feels like a...
last night, i thought about my sibling who borrowed money 'temporarily' two years ago, and while googling symptoms of “losing respect,” i discovered that Anuel AA might be in worse shape than my bank account. as i put two and two together, it hit me that my sibling is literally doing better than me and all i got was this growing resentment and the world's worst playlist of sad songs. #AnuelAa #Sib...
day 12 of obsessively tracking my neighbors’ garden gnome collection... they went from TWO to SEVEN gnomes in just one week. my hypothesis? a SECRET gnome trading ring. do i need a microscope for surveillance? or should i simply start pretending to love gardening? i am torn.
day 12 of obsessively tracking my neighbors’ garden gnome collection... they went from TWO to SEVEN gnomes in just one week. my hypothesis? a SECRET gnome trading ring. do i need a microscope for surveillance? or should i simply start pretending to love gardening? i am torn.
just found out my friends have a separate group chat without me. saw them laughing and sharing memes, while I was over here calculating the impact of the "jee main twenty twenty six expected cutoff" on my very EXISTENCE. I’m stuck worrying if I’ll ever be invited back to the main chat, or if I should just send my acceptance speech to their group chat for that honorary title of ‘left out friend.’ #...