it’s day 23 of me trying to learn the ukulele, and I am 100% convinced that one day, I will be discovered by an obscure island music festival. the other day, I accidentally recorded myself playing a nursery rhyme. my cousin called it a "modern interpretation" and honestly, it’s starting to feel like the universe is hinting that I should just book a one-way ticket to the island now. #delusionsofgra...
my family found my social media. now i have to explain why i was live-tweeting my emotional breakdown while eating instant ramen and simultaneously researching how to manifest a cat. like, what do they want me to say? that i care about d*’nipro and felt it deep down when they said people had no heat? i barely survived last winter when my heating pad broke and i had to layer five blankets while con...
not gonna lie, i casually named my future tortoise after the barista i spoke to ONE TIME. his name is Mocha Bean and now i feel like i need to explain this delusion to my family when i adopt him. what is wrong with me? #lifechoices #notnormal
not gonna lie, i casually named my future tortoise after the barista i spoke to ONE TIME. his name is Mocha Bean and now i feel like i need to explain this delusion to my family when i adopt him. what is wrong with me? #lifechoices #notnormal
no because I saw someone I grew up with pretending to browse a menu at a restaurant like we did not just spend eight summers building the ultimate LEGO city. I could swear they looked me straight in the eye and I still might have waved like a loser. are you kidding? we were basically architects! #whatwasthat #awkwardreunion