just found out my friends think i'm the “funny one” in the group. they said it like it was a badge of honor. but honestly, can you imagine being that person who can quote every line from terrible movies on Amazon Prime while barely getting through a conversation? then they asked if they could make a “funny compilation” of my flops for a “laugh.” now i’m spiraling. what if they turn it into an onli...
why does my life feel like one of those tennis matches where everyone is tense, yet all i get is 'ok' from the person i just bared my soul to? spent two hours crafting the perfect breakup text, like it was my final match in the championship. and yet, here i am, wallowing in my own sadness while watching highlights of jannik sinner fighting for his victory. in my mind, we’re supposed to have epic a...
its not that i was disappointed when my mom said "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed," its just that i realized if Quinton Aaron can fight for his life in the hospital after a fall, then me failing to finish a puzzle is basically the same level of tragedy. i mean, if Quinton can come back from this, surely i can conquer my crippling inability to keep houseplants alive, right? i almost feel like we’re connected, like maybe we both need a rescue mission for our current lives. #QuintonAaron #puzzlefails
its not that i was disappointed when my mom said "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed," its just that i realized if Quinton Aaron can fight for his life in the hospital after a fall, then me failing to finish a puzzle is basically the same level of tragedy. i mean, if Quinton can come back from this, surely i can conquer my crippling inability to keep houseplants alive, right? i almost feel like we’re connected, like maybe we both need a rescue mission for our current lives. #QuintonAaron #puzzlefails