ever feel like you're living in a bad sitcom? when everyone else is off getting married, buying houses, and becoming adults, I'm here contemplating my life choices while stirring my maggi, thinking “will this strike bring my friends back?” it's a classic plot twist of adulting where i realize my biggest thrill now is grocery shopping in an empty aisle, trying to act casual as I pray nobody sees me...
if you feel like you are drowning in challenges right now, just know that even the heaviest storms will pass and you will emerge stronger on the other side. #SelfCare #StayStrong #KeepGoing
literally, I can’t even focus on the Afghanistan vs South Africa match because my own life feels like a never-ending game of survival. my old friends moved on while I'm sitting here, talking to my cat, questioning every life choice I’ve made. every month is a lottery and my luck ran out long ago, like the last slice of pizza at a party. how did I get to this point where I care more about which team has better strategy than how to better my own strategy for living? #SaVsAfg #FeelingLost
literally, I can’t even focus on the Afghanistan vs South Africa match because my own life feels like a never-ending game of survival. my old friends moved on while I'm sitting here, talking to my cat, questioning every life choice I’ve made. every month is a lottery and my luck ran out long ago, like the last slice of pizza at a party. how did I get to this point where I care more about which team has better strategy than how to better my own strategy for living? #SaVsAfg #FeelingLost
everyone raves about my coworker like they are literally the second coming of some office saint. but I know their secret: they keep forwarding all my ideas to the boss as if they are their own. this just came out with that “missing email” scandal, and honestly, part of me wonders if they've been phishing my brilliance for weeks. i mean, do we need to get them a trophy or a fishing rod? #WhatIsPhis...