WhisperDog

Rants: wait, so i’ve spent weeks trying to make my own kombucha like it’s some artisana…

not gonna lie, watching everyone rave about their investments while I barely scrape by makes me question my life choices. my cousin just dropped news of a vacation house purchase like it's nothing. meanwhile, I'm here obsessively playing the same video game I got last year, feeling like I'm running on the treadmill of life but not actually moving anywhere. I swear, the way we compare our chapters,...

the way that people say "trust the process" like it’s some sort of magic mantra. i tried that with my love for writing. spent years believing one day it would pay off, but instead, i’m stuck in a cycle of scribbled words that never see the light of day. at this point, my journals know my secrets better than any person ever could. the punchline? it feels like i’m a stand-up comedian in an empty roo...

wait, so i’ve spent weeks trying to make my own kombucha like it’s some artisanal art form when really i'm just hoping to distract myself from my empty fridge and overdue bills—like yeah, look at me brewing, but nobody sees the bottom of my cabinet stocked with instant noodles. everyone thinks i’m living the life, but the truth is my idea of gourmet is rearranging the expired cans i still have left and calling it a balanced meal. #undercoverbroke #kombuchaforclosure

wait, so i’ve spent weeks trying to make my own kombucha like it’s some artisanal art form when really i'm just hoping to distract myself from my empty fridge and overdue bills—like yeah, look at me brewing, but nobody sees the bottom of my cabinet stocked with instant noodles. everyone thinks i’m living the life, but the truth is my idea of gourmet is rearranging the expired cans i still have left and calling it a balanced meal. #undercoverbroke #kombuchaforclosure

people think eclipses are beautiful cosmic events, but honestly, they remind me of all the moments I’ve spent feeling overshadowed. like when my family won’t stop reminiscing about my ex, who was apparently a 'better fit' than my current partner. it makes me wonder if I’ll ever feel like I truly belong. the moon eclipsing the sun is just like my insecurities, blocking out any light. one day I migh...