sat in that little diner for hours just to enjoy one slice of pie and then when the check came i realized i couldn’t even afford it but i just smiled like it was fine when inside it felt like my whole world was crashing down and all i could think was how did i end up here alone.
so i was literally at this random art exhibit, right, and while trying to be all cultured and stuff, i loudly asked the artist if they painted a particular piece during a “dark time,” but it turns out it was just a tree and they looked so confused and i wanted to just disappear forever.
so i finally decided to clean out the junk drawer and honestly, i found things in there from like, the early 2000s, and it just hit me how much time has passed while i was just collecting stuff, like when did i even think a broken keychain or expired coupons were worth saving, i literally need to be more ruthless but also, why was i even keeping this mess in the first place.
so i finally decided to clean out the junk drawer and honestly, i found things in there from like, the early 2000s, and it just hit me how much time has passed while i was just collecting stuff, like when did i even think a broken keychain or expired coupons were worth saving, i literally need to be more ruthless but also, why was i even keeping this mess in the first place.
traded my scalpel for a delivery bag and now my biggest medical concern is if that pizza is cold or just disappointing, like wow, dreams really do come true in a really sad and twisted way, but hey, at least I know how to apply a band-aid with flair while I wait for the next order