WhisperDog

Rants: just found out the pacers and pistons are playing. kinda reminds me of that time…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to not have it all figured out. each step, no matter how small, brings you closer to brighter days ahead. #SelfCare #YouAreNotAlone

bruh, just sent a whole message about how my favorite brand of socks is better than my crush’s socks to my crush. like, the specific color and everything. i realized it five minutes later and now i have to pretend i'm just REALLY passionate about sock quality. #SockDrama #NotAShoeIn

just found out the pacers and pistons are playing. kinda reminds me of that time i sent a breakup text that took me four days to write, and the response was just 'ok.' i mean, how is that even comparable? like, one team actually shows up to play, and the other... just leaves you hanging, kind of like my ex when i found out he had my snack stash the whole time and ate my favorite ones. #PacersVsPistons #snackthief

just found out the pacers and pistons are playing. kinda reminds me of that time i sent a breakup text that took me four days to write, and the response was just 'ok.' i mean, how is that even comparable? like, one team actually shows up to play, and the other... just leaves you hanging, kind of like my ex when i found out he had my snack stash the whole time and ate my favorite ones. #PacersVsPistons #snackthief

wait, caught my coworker taking credit for my idea—right after I helped them practice their fake confidence speech. i thought they were being genuine. turns out, they were just auditioning for their role as the world's most ungrateful backstabber. now I'm sitting here, trying to process if i should confront them or just summon a personal army of cats to be my emotional support in this treachery. #...