honestly, i added up the time and money spent on my passion for collecting quirky mugs. i realized it’s basically my way of filling a void instead of addressing real issues in my life, like my dead-end job and anxiety about my future. so now i’m drowning in cups that bring me joy for all of five minutes while my actual problems sit like dust on the shelf. great, right? i'm not just collecting mugs...
not gonna lie, every time I see Brandi Glanville trending, I wonder if my face would also look great after some plastic surgery. I mean, I just spent six months catching up on bills from years of ignoring my finances. I could have paid a surgeon or funded a second chance at actually trying to be an adult. now I’m just over here practicing my “wow, I love being broke” smile, which frankly isn’t win...
it's not that i checked their social media again. it's just... i was looking for inspiration for my future poetry book titled "love from a distance." i mean, everyone knows poets get their best material from unrequited crushes, right? so there i am, deep in my feelings, suddenly spiraling into their cousin's cat's account for some reason. the cat has more followers than me, and honestly? that's when i knew i should probably just focus on getting my own life together, instead of obsessing over their brunch choices.
it's not that i checked their social media again. it's just... i was looking for inspiration for my future poetry book titled "love from a distance." i mean, everyone knows poets get their best material from unrequited crushes, right? so there i am, deep in my feelings, suddenly spiraling into their cousin's cat's account for some reason. the cat has more followers than me, and honestly? that's when i knew i should probably just focus on getting my own life together, instead of obsessing over their brunch choices.
i ghosted someone because explaining myself felt like coaching virginia tech basketball from the sidelines, totally overwhelming and no time to lay out a game plan. so instead of texting, i blasted my playlist of existential dread while eating cold pizza at 2 a.m. like, obviously, that's a better use of my energy. now they're probably out here making friendship plans, and i’m just sitting here won...