ok but, you ever send a message so ridiculously sincere that you immediately regret it? so, I unsent it thinking I could just erase the moment. turns out they already saw it. now I'm that person who gets caught like a kid with their hand in the cookie jar, while I sit here reflecting on my life choices. not sure what’s worse—the message itself or the desperate scramble to act like I’m completely f...
yooo, just heard that Shakira is doing something epic for her kids. meanwhile, I accidentally hit my neighbor's fence with my recycling bin again. can’t believe i shouted “sorry!” to an inanimate object. bruh, imagine Shakira strutting in a classroom, and I’m out here chatting with my own trash like it’s my best friend. feeling so out of touch with reality right now. i mean, will i ever get it tog...
wait, just found out that girish kumar went from zero to billions with barely a whisper in the industry. meanwhile, i just calculated how much i spend on impulse purchases to distract from the empty void of my existence — it is alarmingly similar to the budget for a mediocre movie. how do i always end up as the blockbuster flop in my own life narrative? #GirishKumar #existentialcrisis
wait, just found out that girish kumar went from zero to billions with barely a whisper in the industry. meanwhile, i just calculated how much i spend on impulse purchases to distract from the empty void of my existence — it is alarmingly similar to the budget for a mediocre movie. how do i always end up as the blockbuster flop in my own life narrative? #GirishKumar #existentialcrisis
i just found out my neighbor is the mysterious person who keeps returning my lost socks. last week, i confronted them, expecting to get my laundry back. instead, they pulled out an entire box of mismatched socks and claimed it was “sock exchange art.” now i’m sitting here, questioning every life choice that led me to this point. all i wanted was my favorite fuzzy sock back, not to dive into the bi...