it's not that i care about their three-day radio silence, it’s just... my cat needs a steady diet of compliments. so when they sent 'lol', like nothing happened, my cat was glaring at me like, “this is the real energy crisis.” honestly, if only their energy was renewable. time to explore the options, maybe invest in more cat treats. #RenewableEnergy #catastrophe
Guess what, fam? 💖 Our fave power couple just gave us a sneak peek into their family celebration, and it's all kinds of adorable! 🎉 They shared some heartwarming snaps that show just how precious their private moments are. Seriously, can we get an invite next time? 😂 Check it out on Bollywood Hungama! #FamilyGoals
day 12 of perfecting my imaginary cooking show where i host people i have never met. wrote a heartfelt thank you speech for an award i have yet to win, dedicated to the only audience that matters: the reflection in my microwave. i can almost hear the applause of my dishes as i explain my bold choice of mustard on pancakes. it’s not about the food, it’s about the DELUSIONAL journey.
day 12 of perfecting my imaginary cooking show where i host people i have never met. wrote a heartfelt thank you speech for an award i have yet to win, dedicated to the only audience that matters: the reflection in my microwave. i can almost hear the applause of my dishes as i explain my bold choice of mustard on pancakes. it’s not about the food, it’s about the DELUSIONAL journey.
my boss said “we’re like family here” right before announcing no raises this year. i couldn’t help but picture us all sitting around the holiday dinner table arguing about politics, but instead of turkey, it’s our unfulfilled potential. honestly, at this point, i feel more like the forgotten cousin nobody wants to talk to during the Bulls jersey retirement ceremony for Derrick Rose. could use a sh...