Rants: the way that i found out my great aunt was a famous con artist in the seventies …

i never thought introducing someone as 'a friend' could sting so bad. the kind of thing that eats at you late at night. here i am, lost in the middle of this ridiculous situation, questioning if I ever even meant anything. honestly, it makes me feel like forest green is going to take the title, while i'm just stuck rooting for the bench warmer. #ForestGreenVsCarlisle #RelationshipRealTalk

yaar, matlab samjho na, jab family neighbors se meri achievements ka bragging karte hain, unhe nahi pata ki mein bas Instagram pe shaadiyon ko dekhte hue apni akeli zindagi pe rone lagi hoon - jab sab kuch shiny lagta hai par mera dil chahta hai bas khud ko chhupa lo. #NtaJeeMainsResult #relatable

i pretend to be the ultimate cooking genius when really my kitchen skills are just making microwave meals look gourmet. nobody sees the stack of takeout boxes hiding in my trash. they think my dinners are extravagant when in reality, i can’t even afford a decent knife. it’s wild how i’ll post a fancy recipe and silently panic about next month’s bills. sometimes i wonder if they realize that behind...