not gonna lie, just found out the only thing that broke up with me this winter is my hopes for romance because they still haven’t actually ended things with their ex, meanwhile I’m over here literally bundling up for this snowstorm while imagining us having the ultimate aesthetic hot chocolate date that will never happen, guess my social life just got canceled like all those flights #Photos #Relat...
just calculated how long it would take me to save for a little vacation getaway and now i’m seriously considering whether i should just become a travel influencer instead—you know, just show up at airports and scream “content!” like a normal person does, right? as i watch this new film, “तेरे इश्क में”, it's been trending everywhere—because who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned romantic escape, ex...
no because my parents just showed up unannounced and walked in on me wearing my “zen mode” outfit—those giant dinosaur slippers, a faded tank top from a ten year old concert, and matching plaid pajama shorts. they took one look and immediately thought my life choices involved existential dread and an unhealthy obsession with snacks. they were right—I had a family-sized bag of chips sitting next to my yoga mat like it was my spiritual guide. but honestly, if they wanted to see my real life, they could have at least brought pizza.
no because my parents just showed up unannounced and walked in on me wearing my “zen mode” outfit—those giant dinosaur slippers, a faded tank top from a ten year old concert, and matching plaid pajama shorts. they took one look and immediately thought my life choices involved existential dread and an unhealthy obsession with snacks. they were right—I had a family-sized bag of chips sitting next to my yoga mat like it was my spiritual guide. but honestly, if they wanted to see my real life, they could have at least brought pizza.
day 2 of the snowstorm and i decided to scroll through linkedin. saw my position was posted. not just my position, but with some cheesy tag line about "seeking dedicated talent". dedicated talent? sweetie, i was the one who set up the office coffee machine with only water for a month straight. what happens next? do i write a heart-wrenching resignation letter? do i join the “fema family” and becom...