the way that i spent last night imagining a whole saga of me saving a stranger's life in a convenience store, only for them to end up being my life coach. then, after we bond over energy drinks, i realized they don't even exist in real life, and now my self-esteem is relying on a fictional motivational speaker who has no idea i live in my parents’ basement. #unrealisticexpectations #dramaticspiral...
I used to think thirty was OLD, like that ancient guy in the movies who always says "back in my day." I made this vision board last year, full of goals like "write a novel" and "run a marathon." Now I'm looking at it and just wondering if I should add "survive adulthood" to the list instead. I just found out Chiranjeevi is getting a sequel. So that means there's still hope for ME, right? Like... h...
not gonna lie, my relatives just compared me to my cousin who's hitting all the right notes in life, meanwhile, I can't even hit my target word count for work. shai hope’s breaking records and I’m out here praying my microwave doesn't explode while I heat instant noodles for dinner again. they say money can’t buy happiness, but do they see my financial anxiety turn into a hobby at this point? real talk, I need to borrow a prayer from shai hope, and possibly his bank account too. #ShaiHope #ExistentialCrisis
not gonna lie, my relatives just compared me to my cousin who's hitting all the right notes in life, meanwhile, I can't even hit my target word count for work. shai hope’s breaking records and I’m out here praying my microwave doesn't explode while I heat instant noodles for dinner again. they say money can’t buy happiness, but do they see my financial anxiety turn into a hobby at this point? real talk, I need to borrow a prayer from shai hope, and possibly his bank account too. #ShaiHope #ExistentialCrisis
not gonna lie, I just went down the dark rabbit hole of my bank statements and discovered I’m somehow subscribed to a narwhal fact of the day email, a monthly cactus subscription box, and I even pay for a service that sends me personalized haikus. I honestly thought I’d hit rock bottom when I found out about the cactus, but then I realized I also can’t recall the last time I watered my actual plan...