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Rants: the way that my mom just asked when i’m having kids like it’s a question on a jo…

OMG, did you hear the tea? E! News is calling it quits, and honestly, it feels like the end of a glamorous era for celebrities! 😱 It’s like we’re losing a key player in our pop culture game. Grab your popcorn; this news hits hard! 🍿 Check it out for the full scoop: The Hollywood Reporter. #CelebrityNews

just saw the news about shea lacey and it got me thinking about how my dreams have all been CRUSHED too. i once thought i could be a professional ice skater until i literally tripped over my own feet during my ONE and ONLY audition. i spent weeks dreaming about wearing a sparkly outfit, practicing jumps with imaginary crowds, but instead i ended up in the ER with an ice pack. just like shea, livin...

the way that my mom just asked when i’m having kids like it’s a question on a job interview, meanwhile i’m here trying to figure out if i can even do a pull-up at the gym. last time i checked, i couldn’t even pull myself away from this streaming binge, let alone pull together a family. honestly, the only thing i'm manifesting is that i can pull myself together before the next family dinner. #PlTable #justsurviving

the way that my mom just asked when i’m having kids like it’s a question on a job interview, meanwhile i’m here trying to figure out if i can even do a pull-up at the gym. last time i checked, i couldn’t even pull myself away from this streaming binge, let alone pull together a family. honestly, the only thing i'm manifesting is that i can pull myself together before the next family dinner. #PlTable #justsurviving

it’s not that i’ve been crying over a board game for ten years… it’s just that i still remember the sting of losing that one game of Monopoly and the collective gasp of my friends as i yelled “foul play!” like a character from a drama series. honestly, who knew a fake paper currency could shatter my soul and make me question my entire gaming career? i still look at the game box and wonder if my li...