it’s 2am and my houseplant is judging me harder than my ex did. the way i literally talk to it like it has any idea what’s going on in my life is wild. today i accidentally spilled water on its leaves while practicing a monologue for the acceptance speech i’ll never give, and now i feel like we have a deeper connection than most of my past relationships. if it starts giving me advice on my love li...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger. this season will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #StayStrong #SelfCare
wait, so I just realized my private story got screenshotted by the one person who would definitely expose my soap-making phase to everyone. like, why do I even have a “what happens in my kitchen” clause if the kitchen literally isn’t private? do they think my detailed thoughts on lavender-infused soap are not the next big thing? now I'm debating if I should lean into the whole "quirky artisan" vibe or just embrace the impending embarrassment... who even thought this was a good idea? #soapfail #unintentionalinfluencer
wait, so I just realized my private story got screenshotted by the one person who would definitely expose my soap-making phase to everyone. like, why do I even have a “what happens in my kitchen” clause if the kitchen literally isn’t private? do they think my detailed thoughts on lavender-infused soap are not the next big thing? now I'm debating if I should lean into the whole "quirky artisan" vibe or just embrace the impending embarrassment... who even thought this was a good idea? #soapfail #unintentionalinfluencer
Story Name: "My One-Night Stand Just Became My New CEO" Part 8 of 7 “Your unique skills,” he says, leaning closer, his voice low, sultry. “I need someone who can handle… delicate situations.” I swallow hard, my mind racing. Delicate? What am I, a surgeon? I’m about to ask when he glances over my shoulder. The door swings open, and my blood runs cold. It’s Claire, my best friend. She strides in...