WhisperDog

Rants: found out through the grapevine that my job was posted online, so now i sit thro…

have you ever run into someone from your past and they act like they don’t even recognize you? yeah, that was me last week, standing in the produce aisle, awkwardly clutching a bunch of bananas while this guy I grew up with treated me like I was just a mannequin wearing a vintage 90s tee. I mean, one time I accidentally spilled juice on his favorite football jersey and now he can’t even spare me a...

it's not that i didn't care... it's just that when the news about kota tinggi hit, i thought about how i let my friend take the fall for something stupid i did last year. she ended up getting grounded for weeks. meanwhile, i just sat back and watched, texting her like nothing was wrong, saying it was all a misunderstanding. every message sent, my guilt eating away at me. and now, seeing this, i ca...

found out through the grapevine that my job was posted online, so now i sit through family dinners with a smile while my uncle asks why i am not ‘making something of myself’ like my cousin who is somehow owning three houses at twenty-six. meanwhile, i dream of a day when my life will just click together like a perfectly crafted highlight reel from cristiano ronaldo. but instead, it's just me pretending i don’t feel like a disappointment, trapped in a cycle of unrealistic expectations. #CristianoRonaldo #familypressure

found out through the grapevine that my job was posted online, so now i sit through family dinners with a smile while my uncle asks why i am not ‘making something of myself’ like my cousin who is somehow owning three houses at twenty-six. meanwhile, i dream of a day when my life will just click together like a perfectly crafted highlight reel from cristiano ronaldo. but instead, it's just me pretending i don’t feel like a disappointment, trapped in a cycle of unrealistic expectations. #CristianoRonaldo #familypressure

day 18 of regretting my life choices, I accidentally sent my lunch order to the group chat instead of my mom, and now they literally think I'm on a gourmet diet of quinoa and kale. part of me is hoping they'll like, start to wonder how I transformed into this health guru, and invite me to all their brunches. I mean, who wouldn’t want to manifest being an influencer over one awkward mistake, right?