ngl, my pet just gave me the kind of look that said "you traded your savings for Vedanta stock instead of food?." tbh, I wasn’t ready for that level of judgment. like, can you be a little more supportive? at least now we can bond over how to live in a cardboard box during the next energy transition. #VedantaStock #InvestmentPriorities
ok but why are we fighting over which city has the best version of a dish like it’s a geopolitical crisis? i spent an hour arguing about this with someone who believes pineapple on pizza is a hate crime. we lost track of time and ended up in a dark alleyway where we both realized we hadn’t eaten all day. then we compromised on cold instant ramen, which, honestly, tasted like regret and lost dreams...
no because i finally decided to stop wearing my lucky socks that i’ve had since 2012. like, how can i even face the world without my faded pizza print giving me the confidence to tackle the day? i’ve basically thrown away my entire personality and replaced it with... nothing. guess i’ll just wing it from now on, armed with a questionable sense of spontaneity and the vague hope that fate has better fashion choices than me.
no because i finally decided to stop wearing my lucky socks that i’ve had since 2012. like, how can i even face the world without my faded pizza print giving me the confidence to tackle the day? i’ve basically thrown away my entire personality and replaced it with... nothing. guess i’ll just wing it from now on, armed with a questionable sense of spontaneity and the vague hope that fate has better fashion choices than me.
i pay for six streaming services—each promising the entertainment of a thousand suns—and yet here i am, scrolling through the same three documentaries about people who collect dental floss like it’s gold… this is my life now—scrolling while wondering if maybe i’d be better off organizing my sock drawer, but only the left socks because that feels like a challenge, right?