have you ever let someone take the heat for something you did because the thought of owning up made you feel like a crime lord at a bingo night? well, once I swapped the labels on my neighbor's gourmet spices and blamed my cat, and now my kitchen’s a war zone—shards of pepper everywhere. I’m sorry, thyme! who knew some people wouldn’t find it funny? anyway, now every time I smell saffron, I panic ...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that every challenging moment you face is a step on the path to becoming stronger and more resilient. #KeepGoing #MentalHealthSupport #SelfCare
did you ever write a thank you speech for an award you haven't even won yet? well, i did. there i was, daydreaming in my tiny studio about how receiving the "best daydreamer" award would feel, rehearsing how i would mention jalen smith in the speech. you know, casually linking how his return impacts my fantasy league, which—oops—no one else cares about. then, i accidentally knocked over a plant while practicing, realized it was a metaphor for my life falling apart, and just stood there... holding a wilted leaf, imagining the audience erupting into applause. #JalenSmith #manifestationfail
did you ever write a thank you speech for an award you haven't even won yet? well, i did. there i was, daydreaming in my tiny studio about how receiving the "best daydreamer" award would feel, rehearsing how i would mention jalen smith in the speech. you know, casually linking how his return impacts my fantasy league, which—oops—no one else cares about. then, i accidentally knocked over a plant while practicing, realized it was a metaphor for my life falling apart, and just stood there... holding a wilted leaf, imagining the audience erupting into applause. #JalenSmith #manifestationfail
literally scrolled past an ancient photo of a random kid I sat next to in first grade and actually liked it. Like, who even was that kid? I spent two hours overthinking if I should DM him about the glory days, or just explain that my thumb has a mind of its own when I'm bored. Spoiler alert: my thumbs definitely do.