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Rants: i literally just spent an hour researching the psychological implications of usi…

wait, so stefanos tsitsipas is moving on after his breakup. meanwhile, i have been living in my tiny apartment, still convincing myself i can manifest love with someone who doesn’t even know i exist. if he can find love again, does that mean i need to change my comforter pattern and actually put on real pants? i’m suddenly realizing my whole life could turn into a rom-com, but only if i could stop...

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that even the strongest storms eventually give way to clearer skies. #StayStrong #Encouragement

i literally just spent an hour researching the psychological implications of using your favorite cereal as a metaphor for life choices. like, if my life is Frosted Flakes, then why did i pick the oatmeal of existence? now my brain is spiraling, wondering if the true road not taken is a bowl of extra sugary joy instead of the bland certainty i chose, but then my roommate walked in and said they needed to talk about the dishes... and i couldn't help but wonder if THIS is what adulthood has boiled down to, standing in the kitchen, contemplating my life's greatest dilemma.

i literally just spent an hour researching the psychological implications of using your favorite cereal as a metaphor for life choices. like, if my life is Frosted Flakes, then why did i pick the oatmeal of existence? now my brain is spiraling, wondering if the true road not taken is a bowl of extra sugary joy instead of the bland certainty i chose, but then my roommate walked in and said they needed to talk about the dishes... and i couldn't help but wonder if THIS is what adulthood has boiled down to, standing in the kitchen, contemplating my life's greatest dilemma.

last night, I found out that the person who said they weren't ready for a relationship is now engaged. literally six months after telling me that. I'm here overthinking every awkward brunch moment we shared. I can’t believe I literally rehearsed my “what are we” speech while they were practicing their “will you marry me” line. #plottwist #trulylife