it's three in the morning, and my mom just sighed like the world is ending after I told her I returned the five dollar fake plant she got me for my birthday. like, sorry for trying to protect the sanctity of our home decor. i could literally feel her disappointment morphing into a psychic energy that somehow punched me in the gut and whispered "you are the reason for climate change," and honestly,...
if you feel like you are drowning right now, just know that even the heaviest storms eventually pass, and you have the strength to float until the sun shines again. #SelfCare #YouAreNotAlone
honestly, i can’t stop thinking about kam patterson saying that 'saturday night live' is “really gay.” it’s like the guy's hilarious and brutally honest, meanwhile my love life is as straight as a crooked line. so i literally sat there, overthinking whether the crush who ghosted me was even going to remember my name during his last desperate “how have you been?” text. then, suddenly, i realize he's probably doing exactly what kam said. probably not even thinking about me at all, while i’m here crafting romantic monologues in my head. why is it always the ones who don't care that keep us awake at night? #KamPatterson #RelatableCringe
honestly, i can’t stop thinking about kam patterson saying that 'saturday night live' is “really gay.” it’s like the guy's hilarious and brutally honest, meanwhile my love life is as straight as a crooked line. so i literally sat there, overthinking whether the crush who ghosted me was even going to remember my name during his last desperate “how have you been?” text. then, suddenly, i realize he's probably doing exactly what kam said. probably not even thinking about me at all, while i’m here crafting romantic monologues in my head. why is it always the ones who don't care that keep us awake at night? #KamPatterson #RelatableCringe
saw the news about the S.N.L. cast and it got me thinking. literally, the last time I made eye contact with a stranger, I ended up planning our wedding in my head. like, I just know he’d be the type to take me to artisanal ice cream places and listen to stand-up specials on our road trips. then I remembered, he probably didn’t even notice me, but now I’m stuck trying to figure out if our imaginary...