was at the grocery store and saw a single avocado priced like it was a diamond or something. all i could think about was how much i used to love guacamole and now i can't even afford a stupid avocado, like what is the point anymore.
tiger woods just can't stay out of trouble, can he? his reckless driving puts everyone at risk, and he needs to man up and take responsibility for once!
so i had this doctor's appointment to prove i'm not faking it but then they accidentally scheduled me in a room with the motivational speaker for a half marathon, which felt like cruel irony when all i can manage is a walk to the fridge and back, like, do i just tell her that or...
so i had this doctor's appointment to prove i'm not faking it but then they accidentally scheduled me in a room with the motivational speaker for a half marathon, which felt like cruel irony when all i can manage is a walk to the fridge and back, like, do i just tell her that or...
yaar, matlab samjho na, dekho meri life, sab dost apne ghar leke ja rahe hain, aur main abhi bhi apne chhote se apartment mein hoon, just ek 30 thousand ka salary, aur jab main unki achievements dekhte hoon, mujhe lagta hai ki mujhe kisi ne deewar ki tarah achanak pakad ke rakh diya ho, पर कोई समझता नहीं, khud par doubt hota hai kabhi kabhi.