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Rants: last night, I stepped outside to see if I could actually feel my face in this ab…

so there i was, half watching a documentary about ancient ruins while obsessively Googling my favorite food influencer. she said she doesn’t do relationships, but i can’t stop planning our future. picture this: a garden of herbs, hand-in-hand as we argue about which tomato sauce is superior. i even named our future cat. in my mind, the cat just rolled its eyes at my delusions.

so my boss says, "we're like family here," and all i could think about was how my real family barely sends birthday cards. like okay, but is it a family gathering or a doomsday? last night i practiced my emotional speech about my dedication in front of the bathroom mirror. then realized the last time i was “dedicated” was to finishing that fifty-hour show nobody liked. now i'm just a weirdo talkin...

last night, I stepped outside to see if I could actually feel my face in this absurd milwaukee weather. instantly remembered that kid from my childhood who used to throw snowballs at me during recess, and now he acts like he doesn’t even KNOW me at the grocery store. meanwhile, I’m standing in frozen hell debating if I should drop everything and revisit our imaginary snow fort business from fifth grade. maybe this weather will make us friends again…or send me to an early grave. #MilwaukeeWeather #ChildhoodTrauma

last night, I stepped outside to see if I could actually feel my face in this absurd milwaukee weather. instantly remembered that kid from my childhood who used to throw snowballs at me during recess, and now he acts like he doesn’t even KNOW me at the grocery store. meanwhile, I’m standing in frozen hell debating if I should drop everything and revisit our imaginary snow fort business from fifth grade. maybe this weather will make us friends again…or send me to an early grave. #MilwaukeeWeather #ChildhoodTrauma

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know it is okay to take a moment for yourself. you have faced tough times before and emerged stronger each time. this storm will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #SelfCare