literally poured my heart and soul into a quest to collect rare digital stickers in an app that is basically a glorified sticker album. like, who am I even trying to impress? I wasted hours swapping and trading, convinced that achieving sticker supremacy would somehow make me cool. spoiler alert: it did not. now I have a gallery of shiny pixels and absolutely nothing to show for it, but at least I...
...so, literally, I was in the middle of this life-altering exam and my brain just froze like it was on a four-day-old bagel. I had this wild impulse and took a peek at my classmate's paper, but honestly? I didn’t just glance—I had an entire mental photo album of their answers downloaded into my brain. Now, I’m over here, winning at life while feeling like I’ve signed some kind of secret pact with...
last night, I found myself diving deep into the whole Darian Mensah situation. instead of addressing my own drama—like the existential crisis from my bank account looking more barren than a desert—I ended up trying to read legal jargon about his settlement like it was a plot twist in a rom-com. while I thought about his bold transfer, I realized I was stuck in the same boring chapter of my life, wishing someone would throw me a dramatic exit like a transfer to “an exciting new world”—except mine is just couch surfing between takeout menus and Netflix shows. #DarianMensah #existentialcrisis
last night, I found myself diving deep into the whole Darian Mensah situation. instead of addressing my own drama—like the existential crisis from my bank account looking more barren than a desert—I ended up trying to read legal jargon about his settlement like it was a plot twist in a rom-com. while I thought about his bold transfer, I realized I was stuck in the same boring chapter of my life, wishing someone would throw me a dramatic exit like a transfer to “an exciting new world”—except mine is just couch surfing between takeout menus and Netflix shows. #DarianMensah #existentialcrisis
wait, do you ever think about how odd it is that squirrels hoard acorns? like, why are they so PREPARED for winter? meanwhile, here I am, standing at the grocery store, calculating if two apples are worth sacrificing my entire snack budget this week. I mean, maybe if I stared at that produce long enough, someone would just gift me a giant acorn stash instead. #foodstruggles #squirrelphilosophy