so there i was, confidently rolling up to the party with my situationship, thinking this was my moment to shine. then they introduced me to their best friend as “just a friend” while i’m standing there in a glittery outfit that screamed “look at me.” it felt like showing up to the wrong wedding in the wrong dress, but i’m not crying, you are. #plottwist #thebetrayal
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i just realized my sibling borrowed money from me TWO YEARS AGO for a "temporary" car repair — does that even qualify as a repair anymore or has it turned into a full-time relationship? like, i did the calculations — that money has more interest in my mind than my love life ever has. now, whenever i hear about the taça da liga, i think of them playing with my patience instead of a ball — like, who is winning this match? should i send a reminder or call in a referee? #TaaDaLiga #SiblingRivalry
i just realized my sibling borrowed money from me TWO YEARS AGO for a "temporary" car repair — does that even qualify as a repair anymore or has it turned into a full-time relationship? like, i did the calculations — that money has more interest in my mind than my love life ever has. now, whenever i hear about the taça da liga, i think of them playing with my patience instead of a ball — like, who is winning this match? should i send a reminder or call in a referee? #TaaDaLiga #SiblingRivalry
wait, so after two years of my sibling borrowing money 'temporarily', i just discovered they bought a life-sized cutout of Eugenio Derbez instead of paying me back. i casually asked what they were doing with it, and they said it was for "emotional support." i’m not sure which is worse: them not having my money or me having to live with this permanent reminder of my financial betrayal every day. #E...