WhisperDog

Rants: the way that everyone around me is all excited about this victoria vs western au…

yaar, mujhe samajh nahi aata kyun log tasmania aur new south wales ki baatein karte hain jab main toh sirf apne din bhar ki thakan se kuchh samajh nahi paata, dinner mein maggi kha raha hoon aur khud ko purane pyaar ki yaad dila raha hoon. matlab, last week maine dekha ki unke couple pictures aayi, ab main soch raha hoon kya unki love story kabhi meri tarah waste thi, ya kya main sirf unka highlig...

literally, every time my family gets together for this new year celebration, I can feel the weight of their expectations crushing me. they’re comparing me to my cousin who's already a partner at some firm, while I’m over here dodging family questions like I’m in an obstacle course. honestly, it’s like they think I’m playing a game with my life and my scoreboard just keeps getting lower. the anxiet...

the way that everyone around me is all excited about this victoria vs western australia match, matlab yaar, i'm just here like "where is my winning moment?" saw my friends planning weddings while i'm over here wondering if I'll ever find someone to swipe right on me, hai na. i even tried to get into cricket to impress a crush, but ended up confusing the scoreboard with a recipe for rajma, now they're dating my best friend! ab kya karein, mat bola na... to be continued. #VictoriaVsWesternAustralia #LifeIsHard

the way that everyone around me is all excited about this victoria vs western australia match, matlab yaar, i'm just here like "where is my winning moment?" saw my friends planning weddings while i'm over here wondering if I'll ever find someone to swipe right on me, hai na. i even tried to get into cricket to impress a crush, but ended up confusing the scoreboard with a recipe for rajma, now they're dating my best friend! ab kya karein, mat bola na... to be continued. #VictoriaVsWesternAustralia #LifeIsHard

it’s 3am and i can’t stop scrolling through those trendy horoscopes. today’s is for scorpios: "unexpected changes will shake your foundations." i laugh bitterly because my foundations are already crumbling. my parents had jobs and houses by my age. here i am, contemplating which bag of chips to finish first. am i seriously destined for "life-changing decisions" or just a perpetually messy existenc...