it's 3 am and i just realized i have two half-finished watercolor paintings of vegetables. i can’t decide if i’m an aspiring artist or just lost my mind during quarantine. either way, they look like sad squashes and now i can’t sleep knowing i betrayed the zucchini community. #artfail #whydididoesthis
i just remembered i was supposed to teach myself how to knit like three weeks ago. instead, i binge-watched every documentary about the seahawks. now i can identify the entire lineup but not a single knitting stitch. is this what adulthood looks like? knitting needles gathering dust while i obsess over injured wide receivers? #MikeMacdonaldSeahawks #adultingishard
it's not that i didn't see it coming, it's just... i spent an entire Saturday defending my pottery class buddy like they were my long-lost twin. turns out, they were talking behind my back about my *extremely* avant-garde attempt at a giant mug that looked like a potato. can you believe i was ready to go to war for their questionable pinch pots? is there a support group for emotional potters? #artisthurt #potatopride
it's not that i didn't see it coming, it's just... i spent an entire Saturday defending my pottery class buddy like they were my long-lost twin. turns out, they were talking behind my back about my *extremely* avant-garde attempt at a giant mug that looked like a potato. can you believe i was ready to go to war for their questionable pinch pots? is there a support group for emotional potters? #artisthurt #potatopride
just realized the cool limited edition plant-based cookbook i bought was actually just an ad for a high-end vegan restaurant in town. spent hours researching what vegan bougie lettuce was supposed to taste like, only to find out my kitchen skills still end with cereal. now my kitchen looks like a sad farmer's market explosion. #culinarydreams #nailedit