literally drove 30 minutes to the nearest 'info center' just to learn my admit card for the UGC NET is as elusive as my last five Tinder matches, like did the NTA hide it in Narnia? i mean, was this a testing center or a scavenger hunt? #NtaUgcNet #studyharder
yooo, just realized my plants have allergies. like, I’m over here sneezing every five seconds and they’re all just vibing like “lol what’s the big deal?” it’s like my fern is rolling its eyes at me for being so dramatic, while I’m the one stuck in a personal hell of seasonal pollen. honestly, what do they even need—more sunlight? some fancy plant therapy? bruh, all I wanted was a calm Sunday, not ...
it's not that i'm mad 'dhurandhar' is raking in over 1025 crore while my favorite snack hasn’t gone over a buck in ten years... it’s just that I deleted a whole post about how if people gave up half that box office revenue to save their food courts, we’d finally get a good burrito... #DhurandharBoxOfficeCollectionD #BollywoodRealities
it's not that i'm mad 'dhurandhar' is raking in over 1025 crore while my favorite snack hasn’t gone over a buck in ten years... it’s just that I deleted a whole post about how if people gave up half that box office revenue to save their food courts, we’d finally get a good burrito... #DhurandharBoxOfficeCollectionD #BollywoodRealities
so like, i just found out that everyone knew T.J. Watt had a partially collapsed lung—like, a serious thing, right?—and i'm here thinking my biggest problem is that i forgot to take out the trash last week. literally no one told me this guy was practicing after almost becoming a walking medical textbook, while I’m over here Googling “how to reheat pizza” for the fifth time this month. #SteelersInj...