honestly, my family group chat feels more intense than watching aston villa get ready for a match. every time my mom messages, I brace myself for a personal attack disguised as a recipe request. like, can we please keep the existential dread at bay while debating how to bake a cake? I mean, I just wanted to send a GIF and suddenly I’m arguing about who ate the last of the biscuits. life choices, r...
no, because I just found these old texts where my ex literally used to say "I can’t wait to make you breakfast in bed," and now he can barely remember my birthday. like, seriously? it's wild that schools are closed because of the weather but honestly, I'm more concerned about him closing the door on us forever. I’m snowed in with memories that hit harder than a winter storm. how is that fair? #Pwc...
ever watch someone ELSE get the opportunity you turned down and think—did i just audition for a role in the tragicomedy of my own life? i could have been sipping overpriced cocktails in some OTT drama with questionable plotlines, but instead, i’m stuck arguing with my toaster about who’s more incompetent—me or it—while i wait for another season of despair to drop. #Daldal2026 #OopsDidItAgain
ever watch someone ELSE get the opportunity you turned down and think—did i just audition for a role in the tragicomedy of my own life? i could have been sipping overpriced cocktails in some OTT drama with questionable plotlines, but instead, i’m stuck arguing with my toaster about who’s more incompetent—me or it—while i wait for another season of despair to drop. #Daldal2026 #OopsDidItAgain
honestly, i thought watching losc versus sc freiburg would be my little escape. but here i am, binge-watching on the couch, hiding from my own life where my partner makes me feel as tiny as a matchstick. literally, i'm contemplating texting my ex to relive high school drama because at least then, i was the queen of awkward moments, not just the sidekick in my own love story. life is SO unfair some...